It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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