I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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