don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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