Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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