i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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