i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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