Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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