Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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