that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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