This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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