Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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