Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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