C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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