nut hugger
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Its about making memories worth repressing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My bed smells like the plague
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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