you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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