Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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