I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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