WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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