so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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