I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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