i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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