Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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