a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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