if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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