Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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