Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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