nut hugger
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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