That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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