His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So squirting runs in the family.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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