office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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