was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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