C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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