did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
In America we eat man semen.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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