ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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