Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
