I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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