New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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