Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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