I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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