The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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