I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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