I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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