Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
