I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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