did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
from now on my penis is your penis
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
