But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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