I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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