i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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