i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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