used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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