Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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