When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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