Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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