talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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