We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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