Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize