please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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